Because celebrities are too cool to admit they’re hot, Johnny Depp tells
The Sun he thinks he’s ugly.
“It's a complete mystery for me. The attention is strange. I wake up and
have to look at that head when I brush my teeth and it is often unpleasant."
Uh, unless he’s dressed up as Jack Sparrow when he wakes up, I don’t get it.
And even then, most women wouldn’t kick him out of bed.
In the interview, he also discusses how he feels about his role as father:
“In terms of being a dad, in terms of being a pop, that's exactly who I am.
But, in the context of the world that I work in, I'm still sort of figuring
Yeah, yeah. We didn’t hear a word you just said. We’re just nodding and