John Stamos

John Stamos has spoken--and he doesn't want to replace crazy Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men'.

John's name was casually mentioned as a replacement and within minutes Charlie went psycho, hoped on his Mercury surfboard and started bashing him with his #winning tag lines.

Good news for you crazy Charlie--he doesn't want the gig.

"It's really not part of my career plan right now," he told Ryan Seacrest Friday. "I'm just on a different trajectory."

"Charlie's great on that show and people love Charlie," he explained. "I hope it works out and I hope he goes back and I hope people get the show they love...I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen."

So John is out, Rob Lowe is out, and there haven't been any new names mentioned. They'll end up replacing Charlie for one season. Everyone will tune in to see how the 'New Charlie' will do, people will lose interest after a few episodes and the show will get canceled. So predictable.

Who do you think could save the show?

Are you ready to see the Tanner family back in action? Well John Stamos is! He’s planning on taking the show that made him famous, and turning it into a movie! Yes, laugh all you want, but John is currently developing the idea for a Full House movie.

He tells NY Daily News, “I’m working on a movie idea, but it wouldn’t be us playing us. I’m not 100% sure, but it would probably take place in the first few years” of the 1987-95 series.”

And John has a whole new slew of actors to play the parts, rather than the originals. He says, “I see Steve Carell as [Bob Saget’s character] Danny Tanner and Tracy Morgan as [Dave Coulier’s] Joey Gladstone because he’s funny.” As for Uncle Jesse? He wants James Franco to fill his shoes.

Stamos says he’s still really close with the original cast, saying, “We’re all very close. I saw Ashley a couple weeks ago. Bob and Dave I see a lot.”

We’re not knocking the idea, but wouldn’t it make more sense to employ the original actors of Full House? Besides the Olsen twins, we’re sure everyone wouldn’t mind an extra paycheck right about now!

 Image by Splash News

Actor John Stamos was shipped back home from Australia after his very questionable behavior in two separate interviews.

Stamos appeared to be drunk and/or disoriented during an Australian press tour for the medical drama, "ER."

When Stamos was asked if he still keeps in touch with the Olsen since their "Full House" days, he had a really interesting answer.

"It was interesting the time they were going through some of their issues, um, certainly Mary-Kate," Stamos said slowly. "I was getting divorced, so, um, I think Ashley was kind of alone, and, um... at a beach house, and she came down to stay with me... but, um, I think they're doing really well now..."

Click HERE to read the full article and check out the video of Stamos slightly disoriented, and slurring his speech. BTW: he blamed his behavior on being "jet lagged." Crack is whack yo!


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