John Mayer: Sex With Jessica Simpson Was Like Crack Cocaine

February 10, 2010 By:
John Mayer: Sex With Jessica Simpson Was Like Crack Cocaine

John Mayer has opened up his big mouth yet again! The singer really didn’t hold back in the upcoming issue of Playboy magazine when asked about his relationships with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. The comments may shock you!

When it comes to Jess, John refers to her as “a drug.”

"And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them," he says, adding, "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me."

John goes on to explain his addiction to Jess, telling Playboy, “Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.’”

Wow! We hope Papa Joe Simpson doesn’t get his hands on this copy! But while Mayer feels inexplicably drawn to Jessica’s wonderland of a body, it sounds to us like his heart still belongs to Jennifer Aniston.

In fact, he made this point during the interview: “Pardon me for interrupting. I love Jen so much that I’m now thinking about how bad I would feel if she read this and was like, ‘Why are you putting me in an article where you’re talking about someone else? I don’t want to be in your lineage of kiss-and-tells.’”

Jon goes on to say that while his music may mirror his own person life, it’s not always about the people in it. “I feel bad because people think ‘Heartbreak Warfare’ is about her,” John explains. “I want to go on record saying it’s not. That woman would never use heartbreak warfare. That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.”

“We just have a regard for each other’s feelings that is pretty intense. It’s been a deep relationship, and it’s no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?”

Mayer also puts the rumors to rest that he was dumped over social networking, which he’s a big fan of. He says, “There was a rumor that I had been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”

So will John and Jen ever be together again? It sounds like his heart is in the right place, but he’s not quite mature enough for her. “I’ll always be sorry that it didn’t last,” confesses John. “In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32.”

John definitely likes to throw everything out on the table! We wonder what Jess and Jen’s reactions to this will be!