John Mayer: I Should Be Having Sex With More Girls

November 23, 2009 By:
John Mayer: I Should Be Having Sex With More Girls

Leave it John Mayer to tell us exactly how he’s feeling. He recently did an interview with the New York Times and came up with the conclusion that his problems stem from the fact that he’s not having enough sex.

He says, “I should be having sex with more girls.”

John never seems to be single for too long—this might be the longest we’ve seen him without a lady friend. But John thinks the dating scene has gotten him into trouble.

He says, “It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble. I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.”

It seems John is pretty worried about how the public perceives him right now. At a recent show in Brooklyn he told the crod, “They say I’m a womanizer,” he complained. “I say I haven’t met enough women.”

“Cute girl,” Mr. Mayer said, pointing into the sea of eager faces. “Cute girl. Cute girl. Kuh-yoot girl.”

John just sounds like a typical single guy to us looking for the right girl. But at 32, isn’t it about time he settled down?