John Mayer: Dudes Hate Me for Dating Their Fantasy Girl

May 20, 2009 By:
John Mayer: Dudes Hate Me for Dating Their Fantasy Girl

John Mayer just looooves to Twitter. If he spent as much time in the studio as he did sending Tweets, maybe he’d have another album out by now!

John took to his Twitter last night and wrote a long-winded message about...what else...himself. He began by claiming a lot of guys out there are jealous of the fact that he’s dated their dream girl, who we can only assume is Jennifer Aniston. And then he rants on about how he’s a Showbiz type.

Here’s the post:

“I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't. Let's hammer this out today. Long before 'douches' and 'famewhores' there were these people called 'showbiz types.' Showbiz types' are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet.

Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much. So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry. I'm a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!! (of 1,090,466, seventeen stand and applaud wildly). That was interesting...I'm off to work. Enjoy the rest of your day."

What exactly John is trying to get across in this Tweet, we don’t know. But he should heed his own advice, and just continue to “work.”