John Mayer Denies Dating Kristin Cavallari

September 10, 2009 By:
John Mayer Denies Dating Kristin Cavallari

So it's safe to assume John Mayer isn't a fan of 'The Hills' or
Kristin Cavallari.

Earlier this week there were reports that Mayer was dating 'The Hills' latest drama queen Kristin Cavallari, but Mayer was quick to deny the rumors taking to this twitter page to clear up the reports in not just one, but four different tweets!

Mayer wrote:

  • “Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high-fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis.”
  • “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”
  • “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”
  • “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”

Ok ok we get it! You're not dating Kristin. We wouldn't be surprised if Kristin spread the rumor herself, that girl would do anything for press nowadays.