John Mayer Addresses Jennifer Aniston Rumors

wat?

He's in outer space most of the time..

this guy is a sell out...i used to be a fan now i hate this guts, he sold himself to being a pr whore.

Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the hot millionaire&celebs dating club 'richloving.com'? I heard of it around that site when hooking up with girls there recently. That sounds amazing, I know. But really quite a few hot girls are found in his circle there.

this "relationship" was manufactured for media attention : same with the others : she is hiding something

They're a super cute couple

THEY ARE NOT A COUPLE> VINCE FLEW INTO MIAMI THAT WEEKEND AND THEY PLANNED HOW TO CONTINUE THIS GAME. THAT IS WHY JEN IS NOW SEEING VINCE PUBLICLY AND JOHN IS WITH ANOTHER WOMAN IMMEDIATELY : IT IS ALL TO GET ATTENTION FOR THEIR CAREERS BASED ON PUBLIC INTEREST IN THEIR PERSONAL LIVES: ALL ORGANISED BY THE SAME AGENCY THEY ARE UNDER : HUVANE'S

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his ass to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard. This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell. This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called "The Better 'Ole' that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, "Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?" "Nah! I had to go relieve myself." After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: "It's you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat and shit." After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole's tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the eyes you dig. That's one thing the asshole couldn't do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn't give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab's eyes on the end of a stalk.

THEY ARE NOT A COUPLE> VINCE FLEW INTO MIAMI THAT WEEKEND AND THEY PLANNED HOW TO CONTINUE THIS GAME. THAT IS WHY JEN IS NOW SEEING VINCE PUBLICLY AND JOHN IS WITH ANOTHER WOMAN IMMEDIATELY : IT IS ALL TO GET ATTENTION FOR THEIR CAREERS BASED ON PUBLIC INTEREST IN THEIR PERSONAL LIVES: ALL ORGANISED BY THE SAME AGENCY THEY ARE UNDER : HUVANE'S

sorry for the multiple posts : I simply hate deceptions

it is TOTAL LIES. Vince flew in the same weekend to Miami and they all discussed how they would continue this game she has been playing for years to pander to a public that doesn't watch her movies and wants to know about her personal life. Their goal is to make her personal life sensational, and secretive and arrange photoshoots. This way they can keep her career going. John Mayer was a friend of Crowe's and offered to play a part in their game. That is why PR flew him in for one day and the rest of the weekend they were hidden (elsewhere). They walked around in public acting like a couple and a photographer that Stephen Huvane hired followed them. The pictures were sent to news outlets. This way they control the publicity of their clients (their job). That is why the pictures look posed and affected and Jen was bored. They never kissed. There is noting there. They are mismatched and it is all for clients publicity (Jen, Orlando, Vince and Mayer being clients of CAA, owned by the Huvanes). Now, as part of the agenda, John is immediately seen in public with another woman and Vince is back on the scene. She truly is a woman who doesn't seem to care about love or family (since she grew up in a single parents household with a mother she never talks to). EVERYTHING is an act, and the acting was how she dealt with her parents divorce. So that is what is going on in reality. In the head fiction of the gay publicist and gay manager Aleen (the fat ugly woman she sunbathes with) : she appears to the world like a lost loveless whore. Which is completely the opposite from reality. And if you aksed Aleen and Stephen why they are doing that, they would say they are giving the public what it wants : sensationalism.

WWW: why do you keep changing your name? On the current thread of Jen, you have the same exact post but under XXXX. If you feel this need to expose the truth then why don't you start with your name and what you actually do in the "business" to apparently know such bullshit information. You sound like the fraud not Jen.

that's right K ! you have it all down so well ! . ...repeating a bunch of lies designed to get you to buy the magazine !!!! wasn't it you who insulted me when I told everyone she was not living with Jason Lewis ? I am sure it was. You sound EXACTLY like the kind of person that would do that.

K: are you fat ? ...just curious ? do you watch TV all day ?

"Unfortunately for him, the blonde turned him down. " JEN AND JOHN ARE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

CAA : YOU ARE LOOKING VERY EVIL TO THE AUDIENCE. STEPHEN HUVANE AND ALEEN KESHISHIAN HAVE NOW ORGANISED YET ANOTHER FAKE RELATIONSHIP TO ATTRACT ATTENTION TO THE WRAP OF MARLEY AND ME. ADMIT IT. TELL THE TRUTH OR YOU WILL DEVELOP CANCER.... YOU ARE MAKING JENNIFER SEEM SAD AND LOST. AS THOUGH SHE CANT SUSTAIN A RELATIONSHIP. YOU BUNCH OF FAKES CAA !!!! GET OUT OF HER LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curious: No I'm not fat,have never been on a diet and never gone above a size 4 (aside from pregnancy). Yes, it's true, I'm thin. Also, I'm not single - if that's your next question. We all know that you loonies think only fat depressed single people are fans of Jen but it couldn't be further from the truth. Also, to the other dope who thinks I berated her for not believing Jen wasn't living with Jason... you're nuts. I have no clue what you're talking about and WHY on earth would I care if she was living with Jason or not? I never even believed she was dating him! you have a screw loose dear. Get a clue.

JEN'S AWESOME!!!!!! ANGIE IS A WHORE!!!!! BRAD'S A WIMP!!!!!! iS THAT SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR YOU IDIOTS!!!!!

jennifer is the best the guy is lucky

I remember clearly for the first couple of years with Brad and Angelina. Brad was leaving Angie and the kids every day because of her controlling ways and her jealous ways with respect to Aniston. Was that Huvane, the CAA? No, it's all about magazines trying to sell them. You want attention seeking, go to a Brangelina site. Do you actually think that we believe the tabloids in her love life? She is put with everyone, some she hasn't even met! It seems she is dating Mayer right now. What the relationship is and how serious it is who knows. Time will tell. Aniston is living her life, try and live yours. The movie that comes to mind to me that may describe what you may be suffering from is "A Beautiful Mind". You need help.


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