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The man who coined the term “sexual napalm” is apparently an adult now.

Two years ago, John Mayer was a mess. But the rocker seems to have mopped up his sloppy spree with a spontaneous two-year break.

During an appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” Tuesday, the singer apologizes for being such an idiot.

“I lost my head for a little while. I lost touch and I didn’t want to ask for directions,
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston may have split three years ago, but according to the rumor mill he’s giving her the ultimate breakup gift: a hit single.

Remember when his song, “Your Body Is A Wonderland” was supposedly inspired by his ex Jennifer Love Hewitt? He nixed that on "VH1 Storytellers," saying he wrote it about his first girlfriend when he was 14.

Well his new song “Shadow Days” off his ‘Born and Raised’ album may be about another famous ex—Jennifer Aniston.
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Sometimes celebrities just can't believe they're banging other celebrities, and they need to let the world know. Other times, the relationship ends badly, and celebs talk about the sex as a form of revenge.

Meanwhile, we're all listening intently, because, let's face it, we're morbidly curious about how big Eminem's penis is and what weapon of mass destruction Jessica Simpson can be compared to. Here are some celebs that love to kiss and tell.

Kim Mathers: Kim said of her ex, Eminem: "He’s not very well endowed…. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.” Ouch. The only question now is…does it really feel that empty without him?
It's no wonder celebs like to stay hush-hush about their relationships, because every once in a while a high profile hook-up surfaces that I'm sure nobody wanted anyone to find out about.

The are the most regrettable hook-ups:

Megan Fox and Shia Labeouf: These two apparently hooked-up during the filming of "Transformers", according to Shia who blabbed to media that yes, he had hit that. Besides the fact that Megan Fox wins in a hotness fight against Shia Labeouf every time, I'm pretty sure Megan Fox was under the impression that their hook-up is one of those "let's never speak of it again" type-arrangements. So now that Fox is happily married, it's safe to assume she never wanted anyone to know she banged a hobbit.
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Some celebs choose to keep their private lives private. Others choose to talk about their private life and their private parts. Remember when John Mayer discussed his sexual exploits? The only problem is, his women were usually famous and hot. Way to get blacklisted from celebrity sex, Mayer.

Less candid celebs sometimes just feel like sharing. Usually, it's in the presence of Howard Stern, the king of extracting celebrity sex secrets. And we love hearing all of them. If anything, it makes the rest of us feel a little more normal for having sex in the bathroom during a Blue Man Group show. Uh, I mean…here are the shocking celebrity sex secrets of some high-profile stars.

Zac Efron: His mom buys him condoms. Lots of condoms. Eeeeeeeewwwww. Zac says his mom saw pictures of him and Vanessa Hudgens in a sex store, and then she stuffed his Christmas stocking with condoms. "She buys me the economy box," Efron confessed.
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Jennifer Aniston desperately wants us to believe she’s not some spinster who is bitter about her past relationships. In fact, she confesses that she still keeps in touch with most her exes. And of course every time she mentions an ex we’re like ‘ohmygod she’s talking to Brad’.

Jen, who dated Vince Vaughn and John Mayer after her marriage with Brad Pitt fell apart, told...
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Cameron Diaz recently described her ex, Justin Timberlake, as a “bad boy.”

“He's great at making fun of himself,” Diaz said. “But if you're really a true nerd, you can't really make fun of yourself that way, you have to be aware of it. He's a bad boy."

Despite the fact that he likes to strike his badass pose—his chin down, eyes looking mischievously up at camera—Timberlake doesn’t strike me as a bad boy. He certainly has the bark—grabbing Mila Kunis’ breasts, being frank with interviewers, bragging about pot smoking—but he still comes off more Chihuahua than Pit Bull...
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From bear costumes to fart machines, some celebrities make being on set a little more fun.

Ashton Kutcher is notorious for being a prankster—he made an entire show out of it—but there are a handful of other surprising celebs that enjoy making fools of their friends.

Johnny Depp: During their work on Pirates of the Caribbean, Penelope Cruz told Hollyscoop that Depp is an “amazing, great human being.” She must’ve forgiven the actor for pranking her with a fart machine when they filmed the appropriately titled film, Blow. "I was doing a very dramatic close-up," Cruz said, explaining that, using a remote control, "he kept making that sound with the machine.” A remote control? Sounds pretty complicated for something that could be accomplished with a hand in the armpit
Who knew Jennifer Aniston has such psycho obsessive fans?

Apparently some hard-core Jen Aniston fans have been heckling John Mayer since their split in 2009. Get over it people! He's no Brad Pitt.

"Girls came up and yelled at him, saying he was a horrible person," says a source of Mayer. "Girls asked how he could treat women the way he did. People would tell him exactly what they thought of him."

After he famously talked about Jennifer and Jessica Simpson his reputation went down the shitter. He used to be this sexy singer that could get anyone, but now he's just that douche that talked about his exes on TV.

Apparently he's hired a team of people to help him manage his image and make him appear less douchey. Sounds like these people have a big job ahead of them.

They have a better chance of getting Brad and Jen back together than making John Mayer loveable again.
John Mayer isn’t known for his long-lasting relationships. But the Playboy thinks he can land the newly-single Eva Longoria.

"John is crazy about Eva," a source tells Popeater.

Apparently John wants to be Eva’s rebound guy—which is exactly what he did with another busty blonde a couple years ago! "There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva," continues the source.

But seeing as though Eva was totally blindsided by Tony’s cheating ways and is still head over heels for him, I highly doubt this Hollywood hookup will ever happen.

"No way is Eva thinking of another man right now," a friend of Eva’s says.

"Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart."

I say she should just go for it—John is the perfect rebound guy…fun for the moment! Eva should have a little fun with him!

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