Joe Manganiello can't be resisted. He pretty much surpasses your definition of perfect.
First of all, Joe Manganiello is 110% perfection.
There’s that face.
And his scruff.
Which ups the scruff game all across Hollywood.
It's sometimes a salt and pepper beard sprinkled with 110% of perfectness.
All this adds up to 110% perfection.
It’s just basic math, people.
Even when he’s clean-shaven, a razor can’t remove all 110% of how perfect he is.
His eyebrows are 110% perfection.
The middle part between his eyebrows is 110% perfection.
Which just leads to some blinking that’s 110% perfection.
Those calves are 110% perfection.
There are profiles valued at 100%, and then there is Joe’s, which is valued at 110%.
Um, HELLO, ARMS.
Since there are two of them, guess that makes it 220%.
And 1,000% perfect chest!
1,100,00,00,000,000% of sheer heaving.
His 110% perfect lips will drive you wild.
*CLENCHING DOWN ON ALL 110% OF HIS PERFECTION*
Joe Manganiello: too 110% perfect to even exist.