Joe Francis Asks For Government Money To Save Porn

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Joe Francis Asks For Government Money To Save Porn
In these tough times, every industry is failing. And that includes porn! So leave it up to Joe Francis to appeal to Congress for money to save the shriveling adult entertainment industry. And for some reason, Joe thinks $5 billion is a reasonable number!

Joe and Hustler owner Larry Flynt claim adult DVD sales have plummeted in the last year. Flynt says, "With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America."

Um, helllloooo Larry, anyone home? Maybe people are just doing it the old fashioned way!

Joe Francis is actually planning to travel to Washington D.C. to make his point heard, because he’s convinced the porn industry is a key part of the U.S. economy.

He tells TMZ.com, "Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration."

Get in line, Joe and Larry. You’re right behind Hayden and her whales. Except at least she didn’t ask our own government to bail them out!
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