Can we talk? No, really, I’m not doing a Joan Rivers impression, I’m legitimately asking. Because I think her mouth is on the back of her neck now.
Joan Rivers is as pulled back and plastic and she is hilarious, but you gotta admit, she looks good. The woman is 78 years-old, for crying out loud.
But Joan’s daughter, Melissa, thinks her mom has gone under the knife one too many times. So she staged a Plastic Surgery Intervention for Joan on their WeTV hit Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best?
“My body is my temple and my temple needs redecorating,” Joan said after friends and family members got together before her latest surgery.
Melissa told Anderson Cooper:
“At one point I start to think the risk outweighs the reward and I wanted my mom to know how I felt about it and I think I made myself fairly clear.”
Joan admitted to a whopping 739 plastic surgery procedures, making Heidi Montag look like an amateur.
She told Anderson that she got depressed about turning 78 last summer, so she also wanted to get a new tattoo. What kind of design was she planning to get?
“Melissa wanted me to just put my home number, 'If lost, please call Betty White,’” Joan joked. “She's my hot buddy. I ended up not getting it because they put you in a room with mirrors and I was putting it on my ass and I took a look and I just got so depressed," Joan explained. "I said, 'Cover this right up.'"