Joan Rivers
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He published articles and illustrations to Life, Vanity Fair and The Saturday Evening Post. But anyway, what is this, Wikepedia? Here are five celebrities who look like characters from Dr. Seuss' books.
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February 3, 2012
Joan Rivers is as pulled back and plastic and she is hilarious, but you gotta admit, she looks good. The woman is 78 years-old, for crying out loud.
But Joan’s daughter, Melissa, thinks her mom has gone under the knife one too many times. So she staged a Plastic Surgery Intervention for Joan on their WeTV hit Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best?
January 16, 2012
Joan Rivers, the acerbic voice of the E! show Fashion Police, is selling her 5,190 square foot Manhattan duplex.
Designed in a neo-French Classic style, the condo has four bedrooms, five bathrooms, a library, terrace, and gorgeous views of Central Park. And, quite possibly, also a ghost.
June 10, 2011
March 23, 2011
Stars are paying tribute to the late icon, who was not only an extraordinary woman, but a tireless advocate for HIV/AIDS awareness. Here's what the stars had to say:
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"R.I.P. Elizabeth Taylor an incomparable legend who will live forever."
--Mariah Carey tweeted.
"RIP Dame Elizabeth Taylor.....Like a pure white diamond you'll shine on and on and on."
--Kylie Minogue tweeted.
"Sad to hear of Elizabeth Taylor's death. She was the first major celebrity to join me in the fight against AIDS when it wasn't a popular cause."
--Joan Rivers tweeted.
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"RIP Dame Elizabeth Taylor, surely the last of a breed. Man. End of an era."
Stephen Fry tweeted.
"Elizabeth Taylor was a great friend, a great star and one gutsy woman. She was so special. You won't see the likes of her again..."
--Larry King tweeted.
"Elizabeth Taylor was an impactful person in this industry and on society as a whole. I specifically admire her charitable efforts including bringing early awareness to HIV/AIDS."
--Tito Jackson tells Us Weekly.
"We have just lost a Hollywood giant. More importantly, we have lost an incredible human being."
--Elton John told CNN in a statement.
"Elizabeth, thank you for the lessons you taught me about life, suffering and joy. You are the BRIGHTEST STAR in the universe. Eternal love."
--Kirstie Alley tweeted.
"I am so saddened about the passing of Elizabeth Taylor! She will always be my idol!"
--Kim Kardashian tweeted.
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"Elizabeth was the last great movie star. And a great human being. What I'll always remember about Elizabeth was her laugh. She would walk into a room looking like a princess and suddenly there would be this cackle that filled the room that would crack us all up. I'm so glad to have known her. It's a very sad day for me."
--Barry Manilow tells Us Weekly in a statement.
"Rest in peace Elizabeth Taylor. Thoughts and prayers to your family and loved ones. You will be missed."
--Denise Richards tweeted.
"Rest in peace, Elizabeth Taylor. You are a prism & will live on through all the good you did while you were with us."
--Alyssa Milano tweeted.
"It's the end of an era. It wasn't just her beauty or her stardom. It was her humanitarianism. She put a face on HIV/AIDS. She was funny. She was generous. She made her life count."
--Barbra Streisand tells Us in a statement.
April 27, 2010
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Getting back on track here, the reason we’re even bringing this contemptible woman up is because she was just quoted, talking about Heidi Montag’s recent foray into the underworld of plastic surgery.
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Unsurprisingly, Joan doesn’t agree with the rest of us that Montag overdid it a tad with her 10 surgeries in one day. In fact, Rivers says, "I think she should have started sooner!"
She added that Heidi “looks fine,” but thinks she “should have done it in stages.”
Joan recently defended Heidi’s decision to nip and tuck her whole body, telling them, “It’s a business of beauty…you have to look good.”
She also said any celebrity who says they haven’t gone under the knife is lying, and that she’s pissed that Heidi got all that work done for “under $30,000.”
Hmmmm, we sense a little jealousy on Joanie’s part! She’ probably just pissed that face lifts were the only thing around when she was in her twenties.
But if you ask us, it’s all the same—Heidi and Joan both look like mannequins.
February 25, 2010
Joan has lashed out at the former Spice Girl in the past. In 2008, she said, “The entitlement - the total entitlement. You want to say: ‘Calm down, you were a Spice Girl.’ The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing.”
Now, Joan has launched yet another attack on Victoria, this time slamming her spending habits. She said, “Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn’t she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don’t care what she does. She’s mean to all the people around her. She’s too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she’s rude. She can’t always just be having a bad day . . . Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar. And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class.”
We understand that Joan probably mistakes Victoria’s lack of smiling as arrogance. But she herself has opened up about the way she’s perceived, and said she’s just not a smily person. After seeing Posh on Idol, it’s clear she’s a sweet woman, and not trying to flaunt her money. Joan better stop talking smack about everyone in town or she’s going to be kicked off television for good!
August 4, 2009
She’s never one to hold back her thoughts, and has made a career out of being opinionated. She made it pretty clear how she felt about Brooke’s tearful speech at Michael’s memorial.
Joan told TMZ, "I'd love to roast Brooke Shields. Michael's dearest friend. She hasn't seen him since 1993."
When the paparazzi tried to side with Brooke, she told them, “Oh darling, grow up! It’s called face time.
Check out the video below to hear Joan’s comments. Do you agree with her, or did you think Brooke’s speech was genuine?
September 2, 2008
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While being interviewed by the British show GMTV, she said, "Well, I've worked with stupid actresses - I've worked with Angelina Jolie - she saw a sign that said 'WET FLOOR' one time, and she did! I mean she's attractive, but not a bright girl. Stunningly beautiful but stupid…she would have asked Stevie Wonder, 'What's your favorite color?'"
That's kind of strange, because Angie is anything but stupid. Especially in recent years, she's proven to be not only a great actress, but a great mother and woman in general. Sorry Joan, we're gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on this one!
June 19, 2008
She says, "Lemme get this straight. Bin Laden's top man has been released. The price of petrol is through the roof. There's inflation, depression. And people are hysterical because I said f**k?
"I was having a great time and everybody was laughing. Then these people - these idiots - came running onto the set and ripped me off my seat and dragged me off.?
"They were saying 'Let's go, let's go, let's go'. I thought I was being arrested."
She’s acting like she could use that kind of language on American TV. You can’t Joan! She’s funny though in an annoying obnoxious sort of way. Maybe Joan should try to sign herself up as The View co-host for a short time. That would be interesting. But it should only be for a short time because we’ll probably all get sick of her.
Watch the video of Joan right before she got kicked out below:
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