Jimmy Kimmel
April 21, 2011
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"I only had like four channels on my TV when I was growing up," Pattinson explained. Ah, that explains it. That's the only way terrible U.S. programming stays on TV, if they toss it overseas.
"They think we're stupid anyway, let's give them a reason!" Then again, that still doesn't explain how every single show on MTV has stayed on.
He also chatted with Jimmy about the royal wedding confessing he never received an invite. "I’m not invited. I was shocked."
Pattinson's movie, Water for Elephants comes out Friday, and I can't wait. Because in the past week or so, I've seen way more of Robert Pattinson's hairless chest than is necessary. The top button works the same as all the other ones, Rob.
He threw some "Tiger Blood" t-shirts out to the audience and gave Kimmel a big wet kiss. One man looked like he was about to cry from excitement. Dude, it's just a t-shirt.
Charlie, who looked like he had just rolled out of bed, also handed Kimmel a mug with a photo of a fox tapped to it. A sign that he's considering taking his violent out of control behavior to Fox.
And in true Charlie style, he left as abruptly as he came. Check out the clip below...
February 28, 2011
Lindsay made a special cameo on Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar special last night during a hilarious infomercial parody advertising the Hottie Body Humpilates (HoBo) exercise program.
She starts her piece by talking about she spent "thousands of hours" watching Lion's hump--day and night. Jimmy then wraps up the piece by saying:
"The Jimmy K program is so affordable, it's practically a steal," Jimmy said, to which Lindsay added, "Allegedly."
Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Kelly Ripa, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria and Sofia Vergara all make hilarious cameos in the skit as well.
Check out the video below...fast forward to the 6:15 for Lindsay's cameo...
February 18, 2011
No, of course, it was just the fine craft of acting. Alba filmed a skit with Kimmel about his secret to keeping Hollywood bodies in shape. Eva Longoria and Kelly Ripa are also featured in the skit.
Alba and husband Cash Warren are still happy and excited over her pregnancy.
"Can't tell you how much the positive tweets mean," Warren Tweeted Wednesday night.
I knew you weren't crying, Alba! You'll never fool me! Not in this Jimmy Kimmel skit, not in Honey, and certainly not in the Fantastic Four.
Don't even start on how I'm "being mean". Type "Jessica Alba te-" into Google, and see what the second suggestion is. It's "Jessica Alba terrible actress". There, you made me say it.
The skit will air on the Jimmy Kimmel Live: After the Academy Awards special on Sunday, Feb. 27 on ABC.
February 11, 2011
JB was a special guest on Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday night. Jimmy said they held a Twitter contest about a song title, and someone suggested they call the song 'Jimmy cuts Justin's hair'. And from that he actually managed to convince Justin to let him cut his hair. Well at least a small piece of it
They cut to commercial and when they came back JB was completely bald. Too bad it wasn't for real--that would have been awesome.
Jimmy asked JB what he thought of his new look and he joked, "Yeah it's great, [the girls] will just focus on my beautiful silky smooth lyrics."
"I think the girls will be upset about it, but you know what, they'll get over it," JB said.
Check out JB getting shaved on Kimmel below...
January 11, 2011
Sporting a tight black mini dress and black booties, Cam was all smiles and absolutely glowing!
She was there to promote her new movie 'The Green Hornet' but instead ended up talking about her hectic promotional tour with Tom Cruise for 'Knight and Day'.
She told Jimmy that while promoting 'Knight and Day' with Tom she visited 6 countries in 8 days, but never spent more than 18 hours at each place.
So what did she manage to get done in 18 hours? Visit a spa? Nope. Do some shopping? Not even close. She basically just visited her favorite restaurants and ate a lot.
Check out Cam's interview below...
August 13, 2010
Jimmy Kimmel introduced Levi to the audience by announcing that, "He is to Sarah Palin what voicemail is to Mel Gibson." Pretty hilarious!
They chatted a bit about Levi's run for Mayor while Levi brought out several items with campaign slogans. "Elect me Mayor or I'll Date all Your Daughters," read one bumper sticker. More like I'll impregnate them!
Jimmy joked with Levi about how he wants to be on his campaign and help him become mayor. "So whaddya think? Can I be part of the team?" Kimmel pleaded.
"I think I might make you campaign manager," Levi replied. As for potential votes from the family of his former fiancé, he's not counting on the Palins. After the last breakup with Bristol, he says, "I think they kinda kicked me out now … permanently. "
Check out the funny clip of Levi on Jimmy below...
March 16, 2010
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In the April issue of the magazine, Sarah talks about how she still loves Jimmy, marriage, and how she was depressed as a teenager. Here are some highlights from the interview:
On her first romantic encounter with Jimmy Kimmel:
“We were watching Broadway Danny Rose. We were like nose-to-nose for what felt like 40 minutes…then we just started kissing and making out and fooling around. It got all hot and heavy, and I was like, ‘Do you want to go to the bedroom?’ And he’s like [softly], ‘Okay.’ I walked down the hallway and into my bedroom, and I turn around and he’s standing in the doorway, totally naked…I don’t know how he got his clothes off in that amount of time. I’d never seen him naked before, so it was a little bit shocking. I was like [gasps], ‘Oh!’ And he goes, ‘Well, we’re definitely going to do it, right?’
On the Jimmy Kimmel breakup:
“Sometimes loving each other isn’t enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can’t stay in a relationship because you’re afraid of the unknown. But I will always love him. Sometimes I think maybe we’ll die together in our old age or something.”
One her interest in marriage:
“I love going to weddings, and I love it when my friends get married. I’m not against marriage, but it’s just not for me. I’m a vegetarian, but I don’t have a problem if you want a hamburger. Marriage, to me, is like eating meat. I think it’s gross and fu*king crazy… If you’re getting married today, it’s the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn’t allow blacks or Jews.”
On whether or not it’s true she swore as a child to please her father:
“It is. When I was three years old he taught me how to say ‘bitch,’ ‘bastard,’ ‘damn,’ and ‘shit.’ Looking back on it now it’s pretty obvious why I do the sort of comedy I do. As a kid I said swear words to adults, and they laughed wildly. Is it such a surprise I’m a shock comedian today? It makes total sense.”
On her severe depression as a teenager:
“I remember when it first happened. I came back from this camping trip, the one where I hid diapers in my sleeping bag, and it just washed over me like a cloud. It was like a cloud covering the sun. I remember the horror story I told myself over and over again: I’m totally alone in my body. Nobody will ever see through my eyes. I’m just completely alone.”
On what her psychiatrist prescribed her:
“You’re not going to believe this, but [my shrink] eventually had me taking four Xanax four times a day—16 Xanax a day, for a 14-year-old girl. She upped the dose every time. She should be in prison.”
On what musician is a fan of her racist jokes:
“Oh God, that’s the worst. I had a boyfriend who called it mouth-full-of-blood laughs. It’s when people are laughing at the wrong thing. One time the lead singer of a very popular band from the 1980s—I can’t give you his name—came up to me after a show, and I swear to God, he goes, ‘You’re my favorite comedian. You have the best n*gger jokes.’ I was like, ‘I…I…didn’t mean…” And he turns to his friends and says, ‘She’s got the best n*gger jokes!’ ….I’ll say just this: After that, I stopped believin’.”
On who she would choose to sing the song she wrote:
“I want to get one of those teen pop girls to sing it, like Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus, because it’s about teen angst…If I did it, it’d just be lame. But I think it’d really be cool if people were like, ‘You know that new Miley Cyrus song? The comedian Sarah Silverman wrote it.’ That would be awesome.”
October 11, 2009
"After Jimmy and Sarah broke up, Molly and Jimmy both found themselves single, and they clicked," a source told PEOPLE. "They're really happy together."
Many are comparing it to David Letterman's scandal, but the source says, "during work hours, they keep things professional."
McNearney has been a writer on the show since 2006, and got promoted to her current position as co-head writer in May 2008.
Do you guys think he went public with his relationship because of the Letterman scandal?
April 23, 2009
JT was a special guest on Jimmy Kimmel's show last night and the topic of conversation was, you guessed it, their big wet kiss.
"We're not actually that much of exhibitionists in front of 18,000 people," Timberlake said on Wednesday's Jimmy Kimmel Live!
"They were playing Sonny & Cher's 'I Got You Babe,'" Timberlake explained. "And we were watching all these sort of elderly people kiss -- it got kind of weird there for a second, I'm not going to lie -- but it was really endearing."
"And then they cut to Dustin Hoffman and his wife, and he planted an open mouth kiss on her that was, like, award-winning in its own way," he continued.
Then, Timberlake said, "they cut to us, and I was not to be undone. So I mounted my girlfriend in front of 18,000 people." Looking back he claims that it was one of "those moments where I should have made a better decision," but we thought it was hilarious.
Check out Justin's interview with Jimmy below...
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