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Late night television talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live! will be shipping out to the east coast for the first time ever!

Beginning October 29 through November 2, JKL will broadcast from Brooklyn, New York.

Kimmel – a native of Brooklyn himself – announced the news today on Live! With Kelly, where he was acting as a guest co-host. JKL will broadcast from the Brooklyn Academy of Music (BAM)
Celebrities, Politicians and members of the media got together last night in Washington D.C. for the annual White House Correspondents’ dinner. As host Jimmy Kimmel put it: “Everything that is wrong with America is here in this room.”

The hilarious comedian did a good job of keeping the room entertained. He had a few funny secret service jokes he shared with the room but told President Barack Obama, "I know you won't be able to laugh at my jokes about the Secret Service. Please cover your ears, if that's physically possible." I nearly cried from laughter for that one.

First Lady Michelle Obama looked lovely in a Naeem Khan paisley organza ball gown from the Fall/Winter 2011 collection sitting next to Barack and Jimmy. She got a good laugh out of Jimmy’s jokes about how she’s starving Barack with carrots. Jimmy even joked that he’s terrified of eating his dessert so he just left it untouched.
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This is where your career takes you when you bang Ben Affleck.

Jimmy Kimmel is set to host the 2012 Emmy Awards, and it will be his first time hosting. Jimmy will be under the direction of Don Mischer, who directed the Oscars and will serve as executive producer of the Emmys.

“I hope to be able to do for the Emmys this year what Eddie Murphy did for the Oscars,” Kimmel joked. To jog your memory, Murphy pulled out as host of this year’s Oscars.
Let's just hope no one's walking their dog when it happens.

Jessica Simpson is about to pop, and she knows it.

"I feel I have a bowling ball sitting on my hookah!" Simpson joked on Jimmy Kimmel LIVE! On Monday. "Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant."

I bet the audience was wearing raincoats. Just in case.
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Robert Pattinson visited Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about his new movie, the Royal Wedding, and the short-lived M.C. Hammer cartoon, Hammerman.

"I only had like four channels on my TV when I was growing up," Pattinson explained. Ah, that explains it. That's the only way terrible U.S. programming stays on TV, if they toss it overseas.

"They think we're stupid anyway, let's give them a reason!" Then again, that still doesn't explain how every single show on MTV has stayed on.

He also chatted with Jimmy about the royal wedding confessing he never received an invite. "I’m not invited. I was shocked."

Pattinson's movie, Water for Elephants comes out Friday, and I can't wait. Because in the past week or so, I've seen way more of Robert Pattinson's hairless chest than is necessary. The top button works the same as all the other ones, Rob.   

Charlie Sheen made a sudden surprise appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" on Monday night during and interview with Mark Cuban of ABC's Shark Tank. So random!

He threw some "Tiger Blood" t-shirts out to the audience and gave Kimmel a big wet kiss. One man looked like he was about to cry from excitement. Dude, it's just a t-shirt.

Charlie, who looked like he had just rolled out of bed, also handed Kimmel a mug with a photo of a fox tapped to it. A sign that he's considering taking his violent out of control behavior to Fox.

And in true Charlie style, he left as abruptly as he came. Check out the clip below...

Lindsay Lohan doesn't make being the butt of everyone’s jokes. Really, she doesn't!

Lindsay made a special cameo on Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar special last night during a hilarious infomercial parody advertising the Hottie Body Humpilates (HoBo) exercise program.

She starts her piece by talking about she spent "thousands of hours" watching Lion's hump--day and night. Jimmy then wraps up the piece by saying:

"The Jimmy K program is so affordable, it's practically a steal," Jimmy said, to which Lindsay added, "Allegedly."

Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Kelly Ripa, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria and Sofia Vergara all make hilarious cameos in the skit as well.

Check out the video below...fast forward to the 6:15 for Lindsay's cameo...

In this still from the Jimmy Kimmel show, Jessica Alba doesn't look like a woman who just found out she's having a baby. Well, unless that woman is Katy Perry, because I'd cry, too, if I was responsible for Russell Brand's DNA being replicated.

No, of course, it was just the fine craft of acting. Alba filmed a skit with Kimmel about his secret to keeping Hollywood bodies in shape. Eva Longoria and Kelly Ripa are also featured in the skit.

Alba and husband Cash Warren are still happy and excited over her pregnancy.

"Can't tell you how much the positive tweets mean," Warren Tweeted Wednesday night.

I knew you weren't crying, Alba! You'll never fool me! Not in this Jimmy Kimmel skit, not in Honey, and certainly not in the Fantastic Four.

Don't even start on how I'm "being mean". Type "Jessica Alba te-" into Google, and see what the second suggestion is. It's "Jessica Alba terrible actress". There, you made me say it.

The skit will air on the Jimmy Kimmel Live: After the Academy Awards special on Sunday, Feb. 27 on ABC.
O-M-F-G! Justin Bieber is bald. Yes, bald!

JB was a special guest on Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday night. Jimmy said they held a Twitter contest about a song title, and someone suggested they call the song 'Jimmy cuts Justin's hair'. And from that he actually managed to convince Justin to let him cut his hair. Well at least a small piece of it

They cut to commercial and when they came back JB was completely bald. Too bad it wasn't for real--that would have been awesome.

Jimmy asked JB what he thought of his new look and he joked, "Yeah it's great, [the girls] will just focus on my beautiful silky smooth lyrics."

"I think the girls will be upset about it, but you know what, they'll get over it," JB said.

Check out JB getting shaved on Kimmel below...
Damn, A-Rod does a body good! Cameron Diaz was a special guest on Jimmy Kimmel live on Monday and boy did she look amazing!

Sporting a tight black mini dress and black booties, Cam was all smiles and absolutely glowing!

She was there to promote her new movie 'The Green Hornet' but instead ended up talking about her hectic promotional tour with Tom Cruise for 'Knight and Day'.

She told Jimmy that while promoting 'Knight and Day' with Tom she visited 6 countries in 8 days, but never spent more than 18 hours at each place.

So what did she manage to get done in 18 hours? Visit a spa? Nope. Do some shopping? Not even close. She basically just visited her favorite restaurants and ate a lot.

Check out Cam's interview below...

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