That sentence almost sounds like an oxymoron. But it should come as no surprise that Jessica Simpson’s latest movie, Major Movie Star, has hit a “minor” road bump: it won’t be appearing in theaters.
Yes, the #1 box office hit in Russia just isn’t a contender over here in the states. Guess theater bosses just couldn’t chance it, after Blonde Ambition only made $1300 before being shelved. But look on the bright side, Jess! The movie is opening in Bulgaria next month! Fingers crossed!