Jessica Simpson is officially still pregnant, and everyone seems to be asking, “How the fudgsickle stain is that even possible?”
Seriously, the stars are starting to get in on it.
“Has Jessica Simpson had that baby yet?! I'm getting anxious,” Katy Perry tweeted today.
It appears that Perry’s new relationship with Florence and the Machine guitarist, Rob Ackroyd, is even preoccupied by Simpson’s reality-defying pregnancy.
Simpson was spotted most recently in an SUV with her foot up on the dashboard. This is a feat most previously pregnant women are saying is more or less out of the question when you’ve got a basketball under your tank top.
And Simpson hasn’t really been known as a petite mommy-to-be…
“Scientists name new planet, Jesssica Simpson,” FakeYahooNews announced on Twitter earlier today.
TMZ has released a list of ridiculous conspiracy theories to help understand the phenomenon. Included in the explanations were that Simpson was waiting for headlines to free up from Dick Clark’s death and the Brangelina wedding, and also that it was all just due to weight gain in the first place. The dashboard-foot photo was taken at Chilis after all…
But the singer continues to insist that the baby is still in her belly.
“To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl… I’m still pregnant!!” Simpson tweeted on Saturday.
Jessica, we’re just concerned. Skin can only stretch so far. Do your buddy Katy Perry and everyone else a favor and let us know what’s up!