Jessica Simpson and her beau Tony Romo had to get surgically detached for the next week so Jess can go to Kuwait to entertain the troops.
Unfortunately for Simpson, there's no Four Seasons hotel around so "Jessica will be roughing it," says a source. "They're receiving no special treatment."
Simpson will perform for troops this coming Monday and the show will air live on MySpace.com. She probably had a custom made Louis Vuitton sleeping bag made just for this weekend.