Jessica's New Cock

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Jessica Simpson doesn’t need a man to please her; she has a rooster that gives her enough pleasure. She reportedly wears a rooster pendant around her neck, which is a surrogate for what she isn’t getting in the bedroom.

Jess tells Allure magazine, "This is my cock! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. "I don't have a cock at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing. "I saw it and said to myself, I've found my cock! I've found my man!"