Jessica Simpson Looking Hot In Halloween Costume

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Jessica Simpson Looking Hot In Halloween Costume

I’m pretty sure “Jessica Simpson Post-Baby Body” is trending because no one else in Hollywood gets the same weight-gain/weight-loss treatment like Jessica Simpson.

Jessica gave birth a while ago and has stepped out in public in a variety of outfits, but each one gets labeled “Jessica Shows Off Her Post Baby Body” but not until today has she truly “showed off” her post-baby body.

Jessica looks amazing in her Halloween costume. She’s dressed as what I think is a “damsel in distress," either way, she was making that corset work overtime. Her waist is tiny and her boobs look larger than life. Like, I’m scared of them.

Her fiancé Eric Johnson is dressed as, uhmmm, a homeless person at Oktoberfest? I honestly have no idea what’s going on with him.

And then there’s the baby. Their baby Maxwell is dressed up as a little chicken and honestly I’m dying. That is officially the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

Apparently Jessica got into this kind of tip top shape after losing 60lbs in 5 months, which is kind of ridiculous. The average weight watchers person loses 4 pounds a month. Jess is doing over 10 a month.

When that story broke yesterday, I honestly didn’t believe it, but then I saw these pictures of Jessica Simpson’s Halloween costume and that sounds about right.

The moral of this story is that this is a painfully attractive family.

 

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