You’re a celebrity, Jessica. You can get as big as a house and be Angelina-skinny in a week.
Jessica Simpson is due to give birth next month. Word is, she’s having a baby, but it’s quite possible it could also be a Ford Explorer. I’m just saying.
The 31 year-old has been enjoying ignoring her diet and workout routine, and now she can’t wait to have the baby. She’s gained 40 pounds during the pregnancy.
“I had a great pregnancy,” Simpson said. “Eating and not having to worry too much about it has been fun. Taking a break from working out has definitely been fun. But I’m ready for it to be over. I’m ready to have my body back! I feel like I could pop at any second.”
She’s right about that. When Jessica Simpson’s water breaks, FEMA is going to have to come in to clean that up. Seriously. Sean Penn is going to be in a boat rescuing people.
Jessica has revealed she’s expecting a little girl, and she thinks her fiancé Eric Johnson will be an “unbelievable” parent. The Fashion Star mentor told Britain’s HELLO! Magazine:
"Eric is going to be an unbelievable dad. I can't wait to see if he can master ponytails and braids!”
Over the weekend, Simpson donned a pink bridesmaids dress in a friend’s wedding. Along with her sister, Ashlee, Jessica was a bridesmaid at the wedding of Lauren Zelman, their former assistant.
"She was a good sport about being a bridesmaid even though she is so pregnant," a source told Us Weekly. "It definitely wasn't easy for her to get around and help the bride."