And thousands of LAPD officers are now driving around searching for Jessica Simpson's car.

Simpson told People, " I was well-endowed when I was in sixth grade. There's no way to hide them, as much as you want to bandage your boobs down. Now I can make my way in and out of parking tickets; show the girls and give a wink!"

I'd go on about how far she's setting back the women's rights movement, but f-ck it. I'm just jealous. Because If I tried flashing a cop and winking, the only response I'd get is, "I think you have something in your eye, sir."

Simpson also recently divulged her wedding date to Extra: "It will be by the end of the year!" Simpson said.