Jessica Launching Lingerie Line

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Jessica Simpson is planning on expanding her mini empire, along with her tasty, edible perfume and cream collection, clothing and shoe collection, Jessica will now also be launching a line of sexy lingerie for women. Maybe she'll even wear the lingerie this time around to avoid getting sued by her own line. The curvaceous star came up with the idea while she was shopping for underwear.

A friend of hers said, "Jess finds it really hard to find bras that she likes so she's decided to make her own."

Jessica said, "I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."

Can't you just see the dollar signs in creepy Papa Joe's eyes? Now he'll get to openly talk about Jessica's boobs and be making a pretty penny at the same time...sounds like creepy Dad heaven to me.