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Jessica Dutch Ovens Tony Romo

September 19, 2008

Talk about a blitz! Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have been dating less than a year, and she's already farting in the bedroom. Such behavior shouldn't present itself until she at least has a ring on her finger!

She tells People.com, "Tony is a great quarterback, but he's a better boyfriend. Through all the chaos and torment and everything I go through, I can lay in his arms and finally rest. To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC's."

Well, maybe we should congratulate Jess on being so comfortable "in her skin" as she likes to say. After all, she gone country now! She's a regular old wing-eatin, beer-drinkin, gas-passin lady!
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Reader Comments
3:31PM 09/21/08 gevo
What a moron
7:11PM 09/19/08 maxie
Whats even funnier is she talked about how Nick did that to her during their reality show and how much she hated it. Now she acts like it's something she dreamed up and just loves. What a fake she's turned into.
5:38PM 09/19/08 alltimeerin
haha, your last line was classic! thats funny
4:11PM 09/19/08 freekobe
o gawd
4:03PM 09/19/08 LongIslandMa
if my daughtah evah talked like that i'd smack her upside the head and wash her mouth out with soap.
3:56PM 09/19/08 ScooperNora
LMAO
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