Jessica Dutch Ovens Tony Romo

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Talk about a blitz! Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have been dating less than a year, and she's already farting in the bedroom. Such behavior shouldn't present itself until she at least has a ring on her finger!

She tells People.com, "Tony is a great quarterback, but he's a better boyfriend. Through all the chaos and torment and everything I go through, I can lay in his arms and finally rest. To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC's."

Well, maybe we should congratulate Jess on being so comfortable "in her skin" as she likes to say. After all, she gone country now! She's a regular old wing-eatin, beer-drinkin, gas-passin lady!