Jessica and her Bruise are in NYC

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Jessica Simpson, her dog and her big ass bruise are in NYC. Seriously how does someone get such a bruise? The only time I remember having a bruise that size was my graduation weekend at SB(Woohoo Go Gauchos!)on the trolley with a lot of Grey Goose in my system. I am sure Jessica's wasn't because she was partying but she ran into something because she is a good girl that doesn't drink and party; just like us:)