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Jessica and Dane Never Slept Together!

Jessica Simpson


Comedian Dane Cook is apparently laughing off reports that he banged his co-star Jessica Simpson while shooting “Employee of the Month” in New Mexico. Apparently, Jess and him found the “so called” affair so funny that they used to run to magazine stands and buy all the tabloids that wrote about their affair. It was like “reading a comic book,” Cook told Boston Herald reporter, Sean McCarthy.

Um ya and we really believe you. We all know he is trying to cover his ass just like Johnny Knoxville covered his. We all know that the trick to get in Jessica’s pants are to: Shoot a movie with her in another state. That definitely gets her going!


Jessica Simpson
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