Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Be Like Jessica Simpson

February 18, 2013 By:
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Be Like Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson’s empire of oversized handbags and casual daywear for women is apparently the envy of someone, and that someone is Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow.

Believe it or not, but Gwyneth Paltrow answered the question “who do you want to be when you grow up?” with “Jessica Simpson.”

Gwynnie wants to ditch acting so she can expand her GOOP empire and become a “businesswoman” just like Jessica Simpson who is definitely a businesswoman, because in Hollywood, having a fragrance and a clothing collection at Wal-Mart makes you a “businesswoman.”

“She admires Jessica’s empire. She wants to make a killing,” a source close to Gwyneth told Us Weekly.

Apparently Gwyn has “lost her passion for movies” and instead wants to focus on GOOP, her lifestyle blog which basically promotes $500 blazers and the benefits of bathing in a pile of rubies. Kidding, but not really though.

The plan is to scale back on acting, says the source. 

“She won’t quit acting. Her plan is to do one, maybe two supporting parts a year."

Wait, isn’t that what she’s already doing, because last we checked she was in Iron Man and nothing else…Someone check IMDb and get back to us.

Anyways, Gwyn wants to focus on her website, her cookbooks, and the fitness company she co-owns with trainer Tracy Anderson and become a billionaire.