From Jessica Simpson to Megan Fox: Celebrities Reveal Sex Secrets

August 11, 2011 By:
From Jessica Simpson to Megan Fox: Celebrities Reveal Sex Secrets

Some celebs choose to keep their private lives private. Others choose to talk about their private life and their private parts.
Remember when John Mayer discussed his sexual exploits? The only problem is, his women were usually famous and hot. Way to get blacklisted from celebrity sex, Mayer.

Less candid celebs sometimes just feel like sharing. Usually, it's in the presence of Howard Stern, the king of extracting celebrity sex secrets. And we love hearing all of them. If anything, it makes the rest of us feel a little more normal for having sex in the bathroom during a Blue Man Group show. Uh, I mean…here are the shocking celebrity sex secrets of some high-profile stars.

Zac Efron: His mom buys him condoms. Lots of condoms. Eeeeeeeewwwww. Zac says his mom saw pictures of him and Vanessa Hudgens in a sex store, and then she stuffed his Christmas stocking with condoms. "She buys me the economy box," Efron confessed.

Heidi Klum and Seal: She has sex with her husband everywhere. If you're going to visit the home of Seal and Heidi Klum, bring hand sanitizer. "We just say, 'Hey baby, 2 o'clock in the attic, 6 o'clock in the closet," Klum said. "The front closet." Oh, thanks for specifying.

Lady Gaga: She can give herself an orgasm using just her mind. That explains sooo much of her onstage behavior. "I love sex. You know, sense memory is a powerful thing," Gaga says. "I can give myself an orgasm just by thinking about it."

Jessica Simpson: She holds back to make it better. We now know the secret ingredient for sexual napalm: blue balls. "I play hard to get," Simpson admits. "If you turn down sex for a couple of days, it makes it better when I give it to him."

Dennis Rodman: He responded to a booty call—from Madonna. Madonna had her share of flings in the nineties, and apparently, one of them was Dennis Rodman. Dennis described getting a booty call from Madonna:

"It was like the ‘somebody died call’. I picked up the phone and Madonna was like, ‘I’m ovulating, I’m ovulating. Get your ass up here’. So I left my chips on the table, flew five hours to New York and did my thing. We got done and she was standing on her head in an attempt to promote conception — just like any girl trying to get pregnant."

Right, just like any girl trying to have a baby, she stood on her head and called Dennis Rodman. That makes sense.

Eva Longoria: She likes being tied up. "I'm not averse to being tied up with silk scarves," Longoria said. "I like a man to take charge. There's something very sexy about being submissive." Except when that submission gets taken advantage of. Bad move, Tony.

Megan Fox: She's turned on by women. Right, I'm sure it's not at all something you're saying to gain sex appeal. Fox said of Oliva Wilde, "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but…oh boy." Strangle a mountain ox? Someone needs sex ed.