Ashlee Simpson says there are a few weeks left before Jessica Simpson gives birth. Has she seen her sister? Jessica Simpson should have been due 9 months ago! Unless she’s giving birth to the actual Octomom, I can’t image how Jessica will last much longer with that.
Anyways, Ashlee jetted off to Australia the other day and a reporter asked her if she was afraid that heading down-under would mean missing the birth of her sister’s baby.
“I have plenty of time,” Ashlee said, “and I’m going home [today] so it will be fine.”
Well, my eyes beg to differ, because when a woman starts to look like a tent, it’s only a matter of time.
Also, Jessica reportedly was overheard saying she had several weeks left too!
“Only one month to go!” Jessica told a shopper at Fred Segal recently.
Really? A whole month? The real question here is, does Jessica Simpson know how to tell time? Because my guess is "no."
Jessica also said, “I can’t wear heels anymore. I tried, but it was too hard. Wearing heels is like a religion to me, so it’s tough!”
While we’re on the topic of Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy, here’s my favorite Jessica-Simpson-TMI-quote-of-the-day.
“I just started calling myself Swamp Ass,” Jessica told Jay Leno last week, ”Like, I have ‘swamp ass’ right now. I had major swamp ass because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut. It’s like the bayou up in the region.”