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Jessica Alba Even Feels 'Ugh' Sometimes

May 31, 2007


Jessica Alba graces the cover of Parade Magazine and in the mag she obviously talks about her looks, the paparazzi and how she wants to be known as a serious actress. Doesn’t it seem like every single magazine interview with celebrities are exactly the same?

On being a sex symbol:
“I don’t really pay attention to all that. It’s only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, ‘ugh.’ I don’t really think I look all that great.”

On the future:
“This year, for once in my life, I hope I’ll have the power to start doing what I really want to do. Maybe people will kind of see me for who I am instead of just basing their opinion on some paparazzi’s pictures of me taken on the beach.”

On the paparazzi:
“I could give two sh-ts about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”

On always wanting to be an actress:
“I had a lot of tenacity from a very young age. I was pretty clear on what I wanted to do with my life – I wanted to act. My dad was like, ‘When are you going to go to regular school? When are you going to get a job?’ It wasn’t until my dad visited the set [of her television series Dark Angel] and saw how hard I worked that he understood.”

On growing up an Air Force brat of mixed heritage:
“I always felt like a fish out of water, and I never felt comfortable with kids my own age. When you move around a lot, and you look different, other kids bully you.”

On being a celebrity:
“I never want to be in the papers except when I’m promoting a movie, but if they have to, they’ll make up lies about me just to have something newsworthy to say. The more controversial the story is, the more buzz it can get, and the more it’ll sell.”

On working in a man’s world:
“I’m in a business that’s completely driven by white males. The majority of writers and directors are men. And even though I’m not, like, such a huge feminist, I do want to produce movies on my own that are female-driven and empowering to women. Variety is good. The woman’s voice really isn’t present in Hollywood.”

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Reader Comments
2:01AM 11/28/09 Lacrimoza
she means like huhuhuhuhhuhu
8:07AM 04/07/08 Young Palm Beach Princess
herpes ho. i wonder if she ever mentions THAT in her interviews !!! bug eyed, retarded, knocked up, wants a "brown baby" ( look it up on Dlisted.com, but there are many other sites where she said that, yet, AGAIN, another completely inane thing to say due to the fact that a few months ago, she was "not latina and never was!" she bitched ) with cash, who comes from old old $$ ( like me ) and i find it surprising ( not to mention sick) that he would A) date a girl who can barely read, since cash went to harvard; B) shes ghetto POMONA CA trash! ugh. oh well, he has his own $$ and due to her wretched abortion of "talent" and craptacular movies ( i REFUSE to say "films", re: HER! ) that make about $3 and change hes NOT with her because of her "$$". which, she has almost none compared to other starlets, even the ones with TALENT! "UGH"? more like FUG heehee! have a great week everyone!
6:14PM 01/14/08 Bored Rich
knocked up slut. ha ha
11:48AM 07/20/07 Bored Rich
^ ^ agreed Urban Slackers
2:02PM 06/12/07 uberslackers
Get past your hotness?? Don't worry, Jess, your day is coming . . . someday you're gonna wish someone cared.
7:42PM 06/03/07 Bored Rich
thats because she IS! She looks at least 35 and well that’s what hard drugs and anorexia will do to you. oh get over her!!!!!! another latina on miami beach…..how original. she looks like a 12 year old boy from the front ( and arnt you not allowed to get your weave wet?) and star jones from the back, PRE surgery! ugh, im so sick of this overrated annoying “im better than everyone else” b/s, and her “i dont want to be cast as the sexy girl anymore i want to do dramas and romantic comedies” …..is it lonely up there on your pedistl, albatross? and whoever says “my girlfriend is hotter” your probably right. albatross is just gross hair, gross face. Oh don’t worry, there’s nothing wrong with Jessica Alba, she has always looked like this. However, you usually have the media trying to sell you and to make you believe that you had to think she was hot or something special with photoshoped, airbrushed pictures and movies and gallons of makeup, so they could make more money off her (and off you), and America is dumb to the point it believes and buys whatever the media tells them to, with a blind faith. She looked hot in Sin City just like any ok girl would have looked with all the makeup/effects/slutty clothes and slutty dance moves being flashed and saggy ass showing/flapping on she had on the movie. Forget about her being anything special, plus her body is nothing special neither, a stick with no curves and a giant dimpled ass whose waist is as wide as her hips with tiny boobs and celullite. But yet it’s so much better than the average North American female body, no wonder why some think it’s special, but funny how the vast majority of the people who do are other females. Yes, probably your girlfriend is way hotter and prettier, with a way nicer body. It’s not hard to find a hotter/prettier girl than this one. Me… never found Jessica Alba special. No thanks, whoever wants this average mega overrated chick can keep her all to him/herself sure, one more thing: I see cute/attractive girls walking down the street EVERYDAY that don’t need a team of stylists or gallons of makeup on in order to look “hot/sexy” So guys, look at your gf, kiss her, and be thankful she doesn’t look like jessica alba without makeup on, because albatross a hideous excuse for a human life. She is amazingly AWFUL and looking more and more USED and UGLY with every day that passes. Not a super star look anymore. Rather than her spend all that energy on making uneducated comments, acting and takling like she is going on 12 years old ( well, her face looks like a kindergrardner…what the fuck is wrong with you pple, micheal jackson called, he wants his pedophilia back! going to every place in Hollywood/NYC, taking drugs, having sex with anything that moves so she can get roles in films. What she should really do is just stay home, and by home i mean the rock she crawled out from. She really just loves getting all the video & photo attention she can. Like they say any PR is good PR unless you have no talent like her. She has the mind set of a spoiled child and I find it laughable and sad at the same time that her “talent” is going to be nothing more than a HUGE FLOP. The sooner she fades away the better . She had her day and she was that product of jst an annoying litle snail trail in dark angel, and MAYBE that worked when she listened to the right people and when she did what she was told, but the second she started acting like a spoiled child and had to do everything her way that is when the old bus ride ended. I can’t wait until she just goes away. Please, please I hope she would just hurry up and release that shit she calls “acting” and paste on all those ugly cheap weaves and sell under a million and she will get her PR company thinking that the best thing they can do is find someone else that will NOT act like a psudo-priss and hopefully kick her off her pedistal. Then hopfully she will take her stupid ass on some phony “retirement” party that few if any will show up, she has basically, NO friends. whens the last time you saw albatross with anyone but her castrated boyfriend?? Then get the worst reviews for her wretched thespian abortion and if God is listening she will please go back to her barrio of skeeze and cockroaches. She is a a fucking has been and she needs to find out the hard way so she will just fade away forever….
11:45PM 06/01/07 Annonymous
Jessica, could you do us all a favor? Stop say the same shit everytime you get interviewed. We get how you feel already. It's very tiring and annoying. Say some more positive things when you get interviewed. You look just fine Jess.
11:23PM 06/01/07 Anonymous
You know If you don't like people looking at you as a sex symbol, then stop posing in Men's Magazines, don't go to the beach as often, and stop starring in Movies that include you being half naked. I don't see any complications in that. What you are doing hear is confusing us. Your going to lose a lot of fans if you keep teasing us.
5:37PM 06/01/07 visc
she's not a celebrity. She's an entertainment personality. Kate Winslet and Nicole Kidman are actresses. They don't have to show the 'goods' to get noticed. It seems like this chick is on permanent PMS. She always b**chin' about something.
5:37PM 06/01/07 visc
she's not a celebrity. She's an entertainment personality. Kate Winslet and Nicole Kidman are actresses. They don't have to show the 'goods' to get noticed. It seems like this chick is on permanent PMS. She's always b**chin' about something.
7:34AM 06/01/07 alayna
"The woman's voice really isn't present in Hollywood." well, dear, maybe it would be if so many women in Hollywood weren't too busy slutting it up. But not you.all you do is pose practically naked in men's magazines. and there's nothing wrong with that, right? Right?
11:18PM 05/31/07 ya ya
shut up you whore. SHe's always rubbing it in people's faces about how pretty she is. "I know I'm curvy.." "I hope that my recent work will help producers get past my hotness." WHAT! She's just a no'talent, conceited whore! SHe's just soo da*n annoying with her stupid, pompous comments. Show us some Acting skills, you idiot, instead of whining about how you look or about how you're not taken seriously!
1:01PM 05/31/07 Clint
It's okay to feel "ugh," Jess. As long as you never, ever, never feel "fug," as in fugly as that's impossible.
0:00PM 05/31/07 KB
Sadly enough though it's not all the paparrazi's fault...it's us too we buy what they sell...if no one was reading these gossip columns, or buying the smut mags...then the paparrazi wouldn't exist
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