Before their split, Kat Von D got a big ass tattoo of Jesse James on her side. Which seems depressing now that they’re over, but considering she’s one giant tramp stamp, it’s not even that noticeable.
The creepiest part is, it’s not even present-day Jesse James. It’s his school picture from firth grade.
In an episode of LA Ink, Jesse shows up at the shop to surprise Kat, and she acts all nervous because she’s in the middle of tattooing his face on her body.
“I’m really nervous about giving you your surprise!” Von D laughs, dancing around like a five year old who really has to pee. It also may be possible that Kat Von D sounds even more like Darth Vader.
Basically, what I’m getting at is: I will be watching the next season.
Season 4 of LA Ink will premiere Thursday, July 28. The eight episodes will document the events over the past eight months, including Kat’s engagement to Jesse.
In teasers for the show, Kat addresses her romance with Sandra Bullock’s ex, claiming that she doesn’t really care what anyone thinks. But on Monday, the reality star announced via Twitter:
“I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, that’s all the info I’d like to share. Thanks for respecting that.”