Jesse James has already perfected the art of being a douche--and now he's planning on monetizing on it.
Jesse is reportedly working on a tell-all book and you can bet your sweet ass it'll have Sandra Bullock written all over it.
Jesse has inked a deal with Simon & Schuster's Gallery Books imprint to publish a "memoir," aka: a tell all about his life with America's Sweetheart.
Among some of the topics covered in the book will be: why he's a cheating douche, why he cheated on Sandra, why he's a cheating douche, and why he cheated on Sandra. Hey, it's the only way anyone will buy his book, right?