Jesse James: I Totally Forgive Myself for Cheating

July 1, 2011 By:
Jesse James: I Totally Forgive Myself for Cheating

The “most hated man in America” Jesse James has forgiven himself for cheating on ex-wife Sandra Bullock.

Jesse earned himself a fun little nickname after he cheated on America’s sweetheart with a tatted up fame hungry stripper hooker. But now that he’s engaged to Kat Von D and moved on with his life, he totally forgives himself for ruining a big chuck of Sandra’s life.

Speaking on the Kyle and Jackie O Show on Australian station 2Day FM, Jesse said: "I never got one negative comment, not from anyone. The only people who said negative stuff to me were the paparazzi and they were being paid to.

“The media portrayed it as this huge negative thing but if anything, I got more support from everybody else, because, yes, I cheated on my wife but so do a lot of other people.

"Does that mean I'm the devil? Or that I'm Satan? I don't think so. I made a mistake and I'm sorry for it but I owned up to it. I didn't lie or do any kind of BS. I did it, I made a mistake and I owned up to it and took it like a man and took all the abuse for it, which nobody does."

When asked if he had forgiven himself, he replied: "Oh yeah. I'm cool."

Of course you forgive yourself, you’re too selfish to understand the damage you did. And if getting engaged months after getting divorced wasn’t bad enough, Jesse has been openly talking about the affair and how bad Sandra is in bed in his new book hoping to sell some extra copies. His new nickname should be “biggest douchey cheater in America.”