Snooki, Pauly D and Jwoww Get Jersey Shore Spinoff Shows

April 7, 2011 By:
Snooki, Pauly D and Jwoww Get Jersey Shore Spinoff Shows

Somebody call the Department of Sanitation; MTV has decided to greenlight more garbage. Apparently, they've run out of pregnant high school students to follow, so they've decided to give the cast of Jersey Shore their own spin offs.

Snooki, Jwoww, and Pauly D all have reality shows in the works to be aired in 2012.

Executive Chris Linn told UsMagazine.com, "The Jersey Shore cast is at the center of the show's ongoing success and Nicole, Pauly D and Jenni have become household names as a result of their unique, sometimes outrageous and often hilarious personalities."

Thanks for reminding us how much we've dumbed ourselves down, Linn. One of the last episodes of the season featured new cast member Deanna, trapped in a cardboard box. No plotline, no punchline. In fact, that should be the tagline for the show: "Jersey Shore: Seven dumbasses get trapped in cardboard boxes week after week."

"We're excited to put the spotlight on their lives away from the shore as they pursue their individual passions, careers and relationships," Linn says.

All three things—their passions, careers, and relationships—can be summed up in two words: drunk banging. Which would be another great tagline for the show.