Is that drunken stupidity I smell? Ah, yes… “Jersey Shore” is back!
Deena Cortese, the least popular of the “Shore” cast, was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct on Sunday.
According to NBC 4 New York, officers put the cuffs on Cortese because she was “a little intoxicated.” And by “a little intoxicated” they mean standing in moving traffic and slapping cars that drove by…
But don’t worry… car slapping is totally normal for this community.
"Nothing major, but we can't put up with it," Police Chief Tommy Boyd told the news source.
The cast is currently in Seaside Heights where they are shooting for season 6 of the MTV series. No other cast member arrests were cited along with Cortese.
She was reportedly taken to the police station and served her summons, then released.
This incident comes after rumblings on Friday night that cast memebers were involved in a bar brawl that may have left JWoww in crutches. JWoww was seen over the weekend hopping around on the medical sticks due to a sprained ankle. TMZ reports that she could have been involved in the scuff.
What does it all mean? “Jersey Shore” will be “Jersey Shore,” of course. And it seems like they’re pulling out all the stops to prove to people that they’ve still got it.
Rumors have sparked that the cast may be in its final season. A source tells Hollyscoop that no final conclusion has been drawn as to the fate of the “Shore” just yet.
“No decision on a final season has been made yet,” the source said.