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Jerry Springer To Give Graduation Speech

April 25, 2008

Students at the prestigious Northwestern University are outraged over the school's choice for commencement speaker.  And of course, the students have expressed their anger via a blog:

"There is a current uproar in the graduating class. The graduation committee thought Jerry would be the appropriate speaker for this year's convocation. Most of the student body is opposed to this, but the administration is sticking by the committee's decision."

"Opponents should chant 'You suck!' when he is introduced."

"Wow, the fact that people are defending this schmuck as a speaker makes me want to cry. Jerry Springer: prime example of the degradation of the human race for money."

"This could make the best graduation ever. Better still if two hotties (preferably lesbian) rip each other's robes off."


The dean of the school apparently doesn't care, citing Jerry's history as mayor of Cincinnati, and that he's an alumni of Northwestern.  She never did mention that little show you may have heard of that kind of put him on the map and made him and bazillionaire.  The students should just treat it like another episode of Springer. Jerry, Jerry!
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Reader Comments
8:11AM 04/26/08 sally
He's actually a really impressive guy. At the beginning of his political career in Ohio, people compared him to john and bobby kennedy, and he's only ever lost one election in his life. Also his show started off as a serious talk show that wanted to deal with serious issues, but the tv executives were not impressed, and that's when it changed. I'm sure that by the end of his commencement speech he'll have won over the graduates of northwestern
6:51AM 04/26/08 angela
he is old but still attractive and loves making new friends. he has posted his personal ad to a celebrities dating site for several months. That site called searchingmillionaire.com. I just visited his profile page yesterday seems he is a certified millionaire there.
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