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The Mega Millions jackpot is up to a whopping $540 million dollars, breaking a record for the biggest jackpot of any lottery. And people everywhere are seeing dollar signs. I’m no statistician, but I’m gonna go ahead and say, your chances of winning are low. But hey, a ticket is only a dollar, and you can’t win if you don’t play, right?

$540 million seems like a huge amount of money, but it’s pocket change to some celebs. Here are 10 celebrities who will still be richer than you if you win the Mega Millions jackpot.

Jay Z & Beyonce: $800 Million: Jay Z and Beyonce have a combined net worth of $800 million bucks. That’s nearly $300 million more than the Mega Millions Jackpot! See how I did math there? Jay-Z is reportedly worth $450 million, though some say it’s closer to $500 million. He’s got Rocaware clothing, Roc-A-Fella Records, a stake in the New Jersey Nets, 40/40 Nightclubs, and Def Jam. Oh, not to mention—every album he’s ever released has gone platinum. Beyonce herself is worth $300 million. Combined, these two will still be richer than you if you’re the Mega Millions winner
eBay is great for getting rid of old crap you don’t need--boots, college textbooks, a 2008 Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead…

David Beckham has listed his unique, custom-made Rollys Royce Phantom on eBay. The going price is $392K. I wonder if that’s the Buy It Now price.

The ride is described as “meticulously maintained,” as it comes with only 5,914 miles. It includes $3,100 24-inch wheels and a custom-made TV/DVD Entertainment unit. You know, in case you get bored in traffic and feel like watching some Real Housewives reruns.
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Regis Philbin holds the world's record for most hours in U.S. television. So, the man needs a break. On Friday Regis made his exit from his long-running show, Live With Regis and Kelly. Which of course, used to be Live With Regis and Kathie Lee.

Reg kept good on his promise to not cry on Friday's farewell show, which was pretty much one big tribute to the man. Ripa read a letter to him about the "43 steps" they took together each morning to the stage. Ripa said:

"You always want to make me feel like a million bucks," Ripa said to Philbin.

Regis' goodbye was saved for last:

"Some people ask, why has the show stayed on so long? And I think it's answered to me every time people tell me why they watch it.
Sadly, two years ago, Kelly Preston and John Travolta's 16 year-old son, Jett, passed away after suffering from a seizure. It's undoubtedly been a rough couple of years for the family, and Preston is now revealing what helped her get through it:

"To be honest, [it was] the Scientology Center," Preston tells Health magazine. "I don't know if I would have made it through without it."

They say losing a child is the worst thing a human being can go through, so whatever helps you to move on, I say go for it.

...But aside from all this, we all know Scientology is wack, right? I'm not sure how to tell right off the bat whether something is a cult, but I think having to pay for your spirituality probably isn't a good sign. Also, Tom Cruise jumping on a sofa doesn’t help.
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Oh, how I love it when celebrities get too old to care about being offensive. Jerry Seinfeld, who will be performing his standup in London soon, called the Royal Wedding hoopla “an absurd act”, likening it to a circus.

He visited the show Daybreak and was asked if he’s looking forward to the upcoming wedding.

“Yes, I'm very excited," Seinfeld said. "Well it's a circus act, it's an absurd act."

It would be so cool if the Royal Wedding actually were a circus act. Throw in a lion and a guy walking a tightrope—greatest wedding of all time.

Seinfeld continued, “You know, it's dress-up. It's a classic English thing of let's play dress-up. Let's pretend that these are special people. OK, we'll all pretend that—that's what theater is.

"That's why the British have the greatest theater in the world. They love to dress up and they love to play pretend. And that's what the royal family is—it's a huge game of pretend. These aren't special people—it's fake outfits, fake phony hats and gowns.”

And speaking of a clown on a unicycle, Jerry then tried to back peddle from his scathing statement:

“It’s fantastic,” he said, attempting to take salt from the wound. “We don’t have anything like that.”
Hot cars can make the biggest dork look cool.

So it’s understandable why celebrities, with their disposable income, pay big bucks for sweet rides.

From Porsches to Maybachs to Rolls Royces, a beautiful car is a must for stars with big bucks. Here are the top ten most expensive celebrity cars in the world.
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Lady Gaga is feeling the backlash for sitting in Jerry Seinfeld’s private luxury box at the Mets stadium. Seinfeld was addressed on the issue during a radio interview for WFAN, and let’s just say the shit hit the fan.

"This woman is a jerk. I hate her," Seinfeld said.

Lady Gaga Armed and Naked

Gaga was moved to Jerry’s box from her front row seating after she kept flipping off photographers. He continued, “I can't believe they put her in my box, which I paid for."

"You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we're living in now?" he said. "I wish her the best. You take one 'A' off of that and you've got gag."

Lady Gaga Strikes Out at Yankees Game

Jerry thinks one of Gaga’s problems is her overexposure and desire to be in the spotlight at all times. "I don't know what these young people think or how they promote their careers," Seinfeld said.

"I'm older, I'm 56. I look at Lady Gaga the way Keith Hernandez watches these kids when they pull the pocket out, they wear the inside-out pocket. ... Do you think he understands that? He can't understand that. That's a new game, that's kids."

He added, "I'm not one of these all-publicity-is-good people. People talk about you need exposure -- you could die of exposure."

He’s definitely got a point. The celebrity world is all about exposure, staying in the limelight for as long as possible. But Seinfeld is a great example of a star that’s had a long and successful career without ever having to ass out or be embroiled in a controversy to stay relevant.

Who do you side with? Jerry or Gaga?
Some television shows are remembered for their finales. Others for that one amazing season that kept viewers reeled in. And some shows have those one-liners we’ll never forget!

Whether the catch phrase was delivered with such great inflection by the character, or repeated so much that it’s burned in our minds forever, these ten one-liners are just as famous as the shows they were a part of!
Conan O'Brien’s ratings have been slipping in recent months so badly that NBC is reportedly looking for a replacement! Popeater reports that network executives have begun informal talks to find a new late night funny man for the time slot.

A source says, "NBC just can't carry on like this. 'The Tonight Show' has lost 52 percent of its viewership in just one year. The November ratings will be the show's lowest in 15 years. They would be idiots to not be having the replacement conversation.”

Insiders say the one man on everyone’s wish list is Jerry Seinfeld. But getting him to commit is another thing. Jerry had a hit show on NBC for nine years, but has been off the network since 1998.

Conan’s people are vehemently denying the speculation. NBC spokesperson Drew Shane responded: "Completely false. There are no conversations happening. Conan is the host of the 'Tonight Show.'"

Visit http://www.popeater.com/2009/12/17/jerry-seinfeld-to-replace-conan-obrien/ " target="_blank">Popeater.com to vote on who you would like to see on the Tonight Show!
The Jay Leno Show is going to premiere tonight on NBC and it's already expected to bring in huge ratings. Who doesn't love Jay Leno?!

Jerry Seinfeld is scheduled to be Jay Leno’s first in-studio guest and he's also scored Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Kanye West as musical guests.

Wonder if Jay is going to poke fun of Kanye's behavior at the MTV VMA's during his show. Someone should bully him around, he seems to always be bullying others.

Leno's show, which will also be known as the Earlier Night Show, will feature a nightly monologue, star guests, and all of Jay’s bits, like Jaywalking.

Kevin Eubanks will also lead the house band. So big difference between this new show and the old one is….nothing, which is great.

The Jay Leno show will premiere tonight at 10PM on NBC, but in the meanwhile, check out this hilarious mini movie from Jay:

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