Just when you thought you heard it all, here comes some more scoop from the Piven vs Dorff drama. The New York Post reported yesterday that the two stars got into a tiff at Bungalow 8. Today, the Post has some more information from a sober patron. According to the source, Dorff tried to cut to the front of the bathroom line. ”Jeremy throws his arm out to stop him and says, 'No, no, no. You are going to wait in line like the rest of us, you privileged, spoon-fed son of a bitch.' Then Piven turns to the long line of people who are all watching and asks, 'Anyone wanna see this guy cut the line?' People shake their heads no. Dorff starts making threats and gets in Piven's face. Piven doesn't move an inch - in fact he laughs and taunts him with a chuckle and says, 'What are you gonna do? You're nothing, baby! Nothing' . . . Dorff was fuming and his face was turning red. Dorff started to say something about 'having class' and how Piven just made a huge mistake because he has some very powerful friends. Dorff leaves him with this gem: 'You are done, see you in line for my next movie.' "
This story is hilarious! We love Piven drama, especially since he takes method acting to another level! Why can’t Dorff and Piven just make up in true “Ari Gold” style by hugging it out B#$%#$%#!!!!
All this Ari Gold talk inspired us to leave some famous quotes from our favorite Hollywood agent! Enjoy! We can’t wait until the new season of Entourage!
Ari Gold: Is that the way they drive in Tiananmen Square, b@#$?
Ari Gold: Call me Helen Keller because I'm a f#$%ing miracle worker!
Ari Gold: Listen to me, Lloyd, do you want to make it in this business or fold shirts at a Chinese laundromat? Pledge.
Ari Gold: *Silence* is f@#$ing golden.
Ari Gold: You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Ari Gold: I have *many* old assistants. That's why no more guys! You fire a guy you create a rival. You fire a woman you create a housewife.
Ari Gold: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
Ari Gold: You can have it if you want to live in Agora f@#$%ing hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherf#$%^ing Wednesday.
Ari Gold: Well, what is it you're supposed to know, do you think? What the fuck do we pay you for? To get your agency card laminated so you can go to Shelter and try to f@#$% Mischa Barton?
Ari Gold: We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos
Ari Gold: Got Milf?
