Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez called it quits in July after nearly 7 years of marriage. They both moved on to new people... Marc nabbed himself a Barbie doll (Shannon De Lima) and J.Lo got herself a Kewpie Doll (Casper Smart).
Finally, this former couple has filed for divorce, and it was Marc Anthony that filed the paperwork.
Marc listed “irreconcilable difference” because that’s what all the cool kids are doing.
The divorce documents report that Marc is asking for joint legal and physical custody of the twins: Emma and Max, who are four years old.
Also, here’s the kicker, Marc doesn’t want to give Jennifer any spousal support. Probably because she worth about five times Marc’s worth. Heck, J.Lo should be throwing Marc a bone. Throw him a couple dollar bills, you know. Celebs love charity, right?
The couple announced their split to the media in July, but Marc has not listed a specific date of separation in the documents.
Oh also, each party is to pay for their own legal fees. Seems pretty fair.
I dunno what made Marc file for divorce now. Did J.Lo’s gushy tweets to her beau Casper Smart push Marc over the edge? Or was it the fact that she bought him a brand new truck!? Marc was probably like, “She bought him a car! It better not be from the joint checking account!? The Wells Fargo account? Oh, that woman needs to be cut off!”