Mortified Jennifer Lawrence: Maid Found All My Butt Plugs!

December 19, 2013 By:
Mortified Jennifer Lawrence: Maid Found All My Butt Plugs!
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Good old Jennifer Lawrence giving us another good old Jennifer Lawrence anecdote to file away just before the year comes to a close. The uncensored story we’re pressing close to our hearts this morning? A story about butt plugs.

On Conan O’Brien’s talk show, Jennifer told an embarrassing story she experienced recently, a tale about how a maid discovered her secret trove of sex toys.

"This is actually really funny. Somebody, as a joke, bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It's a really long story!” Jennifer swore. “Tons of butt plugs, all different kinds of colors.”

"And the maid was coming so I was like, 'I'm going to shove this under the bed so she doesn't see all these butt plugs, she might not know they were for a joke,' and then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were on this beautiful display on my bedside table. I wanted to leave a note like, 'Not mine!'"

The actress admitted though that unearthing people’s hidden wares (i.e., sex toys) must be one of the glowing perks of a maid’s job. If acting didn’t pan out (it did, she won an Oscar in February), Jennifer confessed she’d love to be a maid because of it.

“Definitely I would be a hotel maid because that's all my favorite cleaning,” Jennifer said. “I don't like dishes and I don't like the kitchen. I like beds, I like bathrooms and spraying. And going through everybody's stuff everyday there's new people to snoop on, it would be my dream!"