Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Her Lopsided Tata's

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Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Her Lopsided Tata\'s

 

Jennifer Lawrence is a talk show rockstar. The things that come out of her mouth on talk shows are pure gold, because she has like, no filter.

JLaw appeared on Jimmy Kimmel last night and did what she does best, which is saying the most random sh*t.

Should we start with her drunken confession or her uneven breasts story? Boobs it is!

Jen recently had pneumonia and talked about going to the doctors for an x-ray.

“I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven,” says the actress.

Yeah, that was her first topic of conversation on the show. Oh it gets better (worse?).

“I was like standing there with these doctors and they’re like looking at my lungs and I just couldn’t – it felt like an elephant in the room – and I was like are my breasts uneven?’ And they were just kind of like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, ‘Well, I’m gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.’"

Oh Jen, her life is like a walking set-up for a joke punch line. She continues: “So [the doctor] was like, ‘All right, our radiologist will get back to you about your lungs.’ And I was like, ‘And my breasts?’”

Now for the drunk story.

Jen’s opening line after greeting Jimmy was, “I’m a little sick and a little drunk.”

“Your producer made me do two shots of tequila and a beer. Well, the beer was my decision,” she joked.

Reason #1746 why we love Jennifer Lawrence…girl doesn’t give a f*ck!

 

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