Jennifer Lawrence Says, "Screw PETA!"

April 11, 2012 By:
Jennifer Lawrence Says,

Uh oh, somebody’s about to get flour bombed!

“Hunger Games” star Jennifer Lawrence killed a squirrel and ‘aint apologizing for it. Wait, what? Eww, and also, awww poor squirrel.

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Jennifer Lawrence opened up about her sicko squirrel-skinning scene from her breakout movie, “Winter’s Bone.” Fun Fact: Jennifer Lawrence also eats a squirrel in “Hunger Games!” Somebody has a thing for squirrel meat! Gross fact Tuesdays!

Anyways, Lawrence said she actually skinned a real squirrel in “Winter’s Bone” and told the mag, “I should say it wasn’t real, for PETA. But screw PETA!”

PETA loses their sh-t in 3, 2, and here it is…

“She’s young and the plight of animals somehow hasn’t yet touched her heart,” says PETA president Ingrid Newkirk,” As Henry David Thoreau said, ‘The squirrel you kill in jest, dies in earnest.’”

Ok, obviously PETA has hired a bunch of philosophy majors to write their press releases. Naturally, Henry David Thoreau is the only writer I quote when I regularly speak at squirrel funerals.

“When people kill animals, it is the animals who are ‘screwed,’ not PETA,” says Newkirk, “One day I hope she will try to make up for any pain she might cause any animal who did nothing but try to eke out a humble existence in nature.”

Sure, “Screw PETA” uttered in Hollywood is basically an “I kill animals for fun,” but it’s not like it was Lawrence’s decision to skin the squirrel…unless it was, in which case, Jennifer Lawrence, you are one weird chick.