Our fan-girlish obsession with Jennifer Lawrence is becoming nearly stalkerish at this point, but whatever, let’s indulge our obsession for a second and take a look at her best one-liners from yesterday’s Oscars. From her non-stop talk of eating to her weird run-in with Jack Nicholson, JLaw has a way with words.
“I’m freaking starving,” - JLaw’s first words to Ryan Seacrest.
“I'm sorry, I did a shot [before coming on-stage]. Sorry. Jesus!" – JLaw apologizing for doing shots.
"I felt like Steve Martin in Father of the Bride with all the furniture being moved around my house. The process today was so stressful, watching my house just be torn apart, and my whole family was getting ready ... I mean, my friends stopped by. It was kind of fun, but it was mostly chaotic.” – JLaw comparing herself to Steve Martin.
“What do you mean what happened? Look at my dress. I tried to walk up stairs in this dress. That's what happened. I think I just stepped on the fabric and they waxed the stairs.'' – JLaw blaming waxy stairs for her stumble.
''What went through my mind when I fell down? A bad word that I can't say that starts with 'f'.'' – JLaw NOT cussing.
“You’re being really rude,” JLaw to Jack Nicholson when he interrupted her interview. She’s joking of course.
“Your ass is mine, Stone”- JLaw giving an unexplained shout-out to Emma Stone.
“Is there food here? Aw, the show is so long. Sorry! I’m so upset about the food.” – JLaw, still hungry.