Ridiculous Quotes of the Week: Jennifer Aniston Almost Died Eating McDonalds, Miley’s Ratchet Past Life

July 3, 2013 By:
Ridiculous Quotes of the Week: Jennifer Aniston Almost Died Eating McDonalds, Miley’s Ratchet Past Life

We raided the celebrity tabloids and entertainment magazines this week and as usual there were a handful of ridiculous gems to be polished.

Here are a few of this week's most ridiculous quotables to get you through the holiday weekend...

That One Time Jennifer Aniston Had a Big Mac

“I’ll never forget when Justin and I were on a road trip and we were so hungry. The only thing around was McDonald’s. I think I ordered a Big Mac. Wow, my body did not react well to that! It was like putting gasoline in a purified system. I am always trying to eat organic and natural foods, so that just made my stomach turn and made me feel terrible. And I think what you put in your body, as well as stress, is reflected in the quality of your skin.” – Jennifer to The Cut

“KRIS’ KATASTROPHIC TALK SHOW” by Star

“He said, ‘No way, no how—never!’” a source said Kanye West shouted when Kris Jenner suggested debuting North West on her talk show

“STRESSED OUT, WASTING AWAY” by Life & Style

A photo of Miley Cyrus in another crop top baring her stomach which the magazine captions: “Miley has the waist of an 11-year-old girl!”

In related Miley quotes, when talking about Lil Kim, she told Billboard, “In my past life, I feel like that was me,” even though Lil Kim is still alive.