We just learned the real reason Jennifer Aniston is marrying the commoner Justin Theroux.
Look at this photo.
Do you see what we’re talking about? His, uhmmm, junk? The junk in the front of his trunk. His package. His “Jon Hamm.” His…SERIOUSLY LOOK AT HIM FREEBALLING IT IN THOSE SWEATS!
Justin was spotted going commando during a jogging scene on the set of his new movie The Leftovers and seriously can we just say, Jen, we get it. Girl, we get it. Go do you. Get hitched. Make that happen.
This is just a smattering of some of the talk that happened in the office upon laying eyes on this photo.
“I mean, seriously, it’s so large that can’t even be fun anymore.”
“I keep staring at it.”
“It’s probably such a hassle for him…buying skinny jeans, sitting, standing, walking…ALL OF IT.”
“Who dat? Jon Hamm?”