For not talking about their relationship, these two have been doing a lot of talking about their relationship. Most likely because they've got a new movie out, but we're less concerned about that than we are about their sex lives.
'Oh, interesting, it's about hippie commune...So what's it like banging each other?'
"I have a very particular pair of shoes which I break dance in. Actually when my girlfriend (Jennifer Aniston)--I don’t know if any of you guys know her--she just recently celebrated a birthday and ever since she saw 'Zoolander' she’s been obsessed with making me break dance."
Oh, okay. Break dancing. Not exactly the juicy scoop we were looking for, but I guess it'll do.
"Literally obsessed with it," Justin continued. "I break danced at a friends wedding. So she’s been saying when are you going to break dance? That’s when I sort of invented this thing. Well, I have shoes my 'breaking shoes' and if I don’t have my 'breaking shoes' then I don’t break dance..."
Justin continued that after the wedding Jen really wanted to see more.
"We got home that night. It was late and she literally came out with a pair shoes. My actual 'breaking shoes.'"
Ellen responded: "I just remembered. I don’t know how I forgot. Jen sent these over…" and then handed Justin a pair of break dancing shoes.
I imagine Justin going at it on the floor in his full on motorcycle-esque outfit while Jen stands by laughing and clapping, asking if he wants to take another hit.