John Mayer Slams Website, Doesn't Deny Dating Aniston

August 27, 2010 By:
John Mayer Slams Website, Doesn't Deny Dating Aniston

There were rumors going around that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were hooking up again, but John wants everyone to know that's all a load of crap.

Mayer went as far as slamming the Huffington Post for reporting on it.

In a blog on his website he wrote: "Huffington Post, this is reporting? How do you pay your writers now, in Silly Bandz? Do you meet your sources in a malt shoppe? This is equal parts fabricated, cobbled together and misleading. Let’s break it down: I don’t think I ever said “I believe in second chances!” but I can’t be 100 percent sure, as it’s possible I could have accidentally said something succinctly and to the point."

The reason I’m calling you out instead of all the other magazines that make stories up out of thin air is that In Touch and Star Magazine aren’t concurrently writing pieces about Pat Tillman or WikiLeaks. Those other rags know who they are, and even if they’re obnoxious, I’d rather have to live with them because they (and the rest of the world) know where they stand, which doesn’t make them one tenth as dangerous as you are. You’re a stripper wearing reading glasses. Or maybe you’re an insolvent law student willing to dance for a few extra dollars. Either way, it’s uncomfortable to watch you try to wrap yourself around a pole when you have that C-Span scar."

He spent the entire post calling out the website, but not denying that he's dating Aniston, so Huffington Posts response to Mayer's rant was as simple as: “He does not deny that he and Aniston are dating.”