UPDATE: When reached for comment regarding the validity of wedding plans for Aniston, her rep tells Hollyscoop, "it's all just another fabrication with no truth whatsoever."
With all the Brangelina wedding hype hitting the press lately, it’s easy to lose track of the ex that Brad left behind.
We didn’t forget you Jennifer. We’ll hype your big day too! (Even if it’s far less interesting and unconfirmed)
Jennifer Aniston jetted off to Europe recently and has reportedly been scoping out Elouda Beach for a possible spot to say "I do" to beau Justin Theroux.
For those of us who skipped the geography of small European fishing ports lecture, Elouda Beach is located in Crete, an Greek island in the Mediterranean Sea about 230 miles from the mainland.
But this isn’t some secluded, so-peculiar-it’s-trendy celebrity locale chosen at random. Elouda Beach is a secluded, so-peculiar-it’s-trendy celebrity locale where Aniston’s father was born.
According to TMZ, sources at the Elouda Beach Hotel in Crete confirmed that Aniston was there sniffing around.
What exactly was she smelling? Luxury, baby.
The hotel describes themself with modest terms like “the ultimate hideaway” and “the feeling of relaxing on your own heaven.”
A $2,300 wedding package at the hotel includes – among other things - a dedicated consultant, legal/civil/religious requirements for the couple, wedding flowers, and a bottle of champagne and sweets for the ceremony.
Not a bad deal for the price. But Aniston is still reportedly considering other locations on the island.
The couple has not confirmed an engagement, let alone a wedding date. However, according to TMZ, there have been some murmurs that if the nuptials do take place, the actress is looking at July.
Maybe they’ll just wait for Brangelina to announce their date and have a joint service. Let’s settle all the tension from over the years in one epic, tropical island, celebrity-wedding brawl!