Jennifer Aniston is Confusingly Pre-Engaged

July 21, 2011 By:
Jennifer Aniston is Confusingly Pre-Engaged

I don't know how much I believe this, but a source is saying to OK Magazine that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are going to marry really soon. “They're kind of pre-engaged,” says a source.

That's not confusing at all! The other day I was pre-deciding if I wanted to pre-eat or pre-watch TV.

The speculation comes after the two have been wearing matching gold rings with Jens name on it for the past few weeks. Then Jen was spotted wearing a diamond ring on her left hand at the “Horrible Bosses” premiere. The source continues, “We keep saying, 'what's with the rings? It's only been a few weeks!' But she says it feels right.”

Whether it's true or not, you can't deny that Jen has done wonders for Justin's personal appearance. “Justin shaved his scruffy beard; he's gone from looking like a dirty biker to a leading man. The motorcycle boots have been replaced by Gucci shoes. Jen has been spoiling him with facials and pedicures.”

Basically, he's looking more and more like a Brad Pitt.

But it seems he “has a happy, upbeat vibe now,” says the source. You can't change him too much Jen or he's going to go running back to his less famous, low maintenance ex girl who I'm assuming didn't parade him around like some kind of scruffy show pony.