Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Ready for A Baby

March 14, 2012 By:
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Ready for A Baby

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are reportedly telling friends they’re ready to start a family, and it’s been at least a month since the last baby bump rumors, so we’re kind of overdue.

According to Life & Style, Hollywood knows that Aniston is hiding a suspicious-looking bump, and witnesses say Jennifer, who usually loves her booze, avoided alcohol during all the Oscar festivities.

I mean, really. There’s only one reason to reject free booze, right?

“I saw Jen Oscar week, and she couldn’t stop smiling,” an Oscar insider revealed. “She was actually less lean and less muscular than I had expected her to be—her body looked softer. In the dress she wore, it really did look like she had a baby bump!”

Jennifer apparently told her friends she wants to marry Justin by the end of the year, and the two recently adopted a puppy. Friends say the dog is a test run for having kids. Because we all let our kids poop on grass and urinate on trees.

“Jen feels like her dreams have come true,” a friend revealed. “She feels like she finally has someone in her corner. They’re definitely ready for the next step.”

“People honestly just want to see me as a mom and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen,” Jen once said. “And I just want to say, ‘Everybody, relax! It’s going to happen.”

But when, for the love of god, when? People are going to lose their sh-t if they don’t see you picking out baby furniture soon.

“I’ve always wanted to have children,” Jennifer said. “I want to have it all.”

And we want it for you.