Double Take: Justin Theroux Has A Surprisingly Hot Brother

March 5, 2013 By:
Double Take: Justin Theroux Has A Surprisingly Hot Brother

In the latest celebrity archaeological find of 2013, Justin Theroux has a younger brother you didn't know existed.

Photographic evidence up top, that's what he looks like.

Until now, you thought you were exclusively in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, but what you didn't know was that you were also in a super secret relationship with Sebastian, the branch of the Theroux Family Tree that was just casually dangling there all this time hidden by the more famous boughs of his actor-director-writer-ambassador-of-all-black clothing Justin.

The gang of two were spotted in matching leather jackets because that's just how they be rolling when they stroll the mean streets of NYC.

Looking at the photos, here is everything you need to know about the youngest of the Theroux clan: Sebastian is 24-years-old. Sebastian has hair that Regina George would definitely say "looks so sexy pushed back." Sebastian's name really is Sebastian. Did you break up with your boyfriend yet? Because we didn't just describe all the traits of the fictional "Dawson's Creek" character who stole your heart. Sebastian Theroux is real.

We reported earlier today that the tightly wrapped Aniston/Theroux wedding isn't happening anytime soon in Hawaii. No one said anything about them exchanging their "I Do's" anytime soon in New York. For all we know, if this surfacing of Justin's brother/potential Best Man means anything, it could be happening this weekend. Right after the bachelor party at a hipster dive bar in Brooklyn, natch.